Our nightly bath routine ends with daddy singing "Naked Toddler Man" (it used to be "Naked Baby Man" but now he's too big for that) and going through a series of questions for Elijah. He started doing this when Elijah was around six months old! Elijah loves it. Here are the lyrics:
Naked Baby (Toddler) Man
Beginning to the tune of the Spider Man theme and deteriorating around the fifth line to anything that fits the words.
Naked Toddler Man, Naked Toddler Man
He's doing the things a naked toddler can
He makes a poop, any size
He is so sweet, you won't believe your eyes
He scoots around on his big fat thighs
He's Naked Toddler Man
Naked Toddler Man (4x)
He's Naked Toddler Man!
As Elijah is wrapped in the towel, Daddy begins asking these questions:
"So, Naked Toddler Man, are you going to reveal to us tonight where your naked toddler powers come from? Were you born on the planet Naked Toddlerton [and sent here by your parents just before it exploded (optional)]? Were you bitten by a radioactive naked toddler? Do you have a secret cave under the house where you keep the Naked Toddler Suit and the Naked Toddler Mobile? Did you fly through a radioactive meteor shower in outer space? Or, did you build the Naked Toddler Suit while you were being held hostage by terrorists in a cave? ... So that's where your Naked Toddler Powers come from!!"
The funny thing is that now, he answers, "Yes!" to these questions. So cute to watch.
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